Vampiric Obsessions

It might seem a little bit too late to catch on to the hype, but I still feel like writing a post. Beside the fact that vampires (almost nearly always inevitably male) are handsome, demure, elegant and perfect (ly abusive) — why do girls love vampires so much? Their physical appearance and capability obviously factor … More Vampiric Obsessions

The Galactic Pufferfish and the River of Eternity

After the shipwreck near Saturn’s Belt, I assumed a parasitic existence on a galactic pufferfish, whose named appeared to be Blu’sque Diophantanorium, as it took its sweet time to inform me of it with its abusive telepathic voice. Its epileptic and shambolic consciousness resonated in my brain; I felt my thoughts turn into stone under … More The Galactic Pufferfish and the River of Eternity

Avengers Hotline

A mini story about how I dialed this imaginary Avengers Hotline to request for Iron Man to fly me to school, in which Hulk picked up and continued to recommend his service, despite my annoyance. I dialed the Avengers Hotline. “HEL–HELLO.” A burly voice exploded over the phone. “GOOD AFTERNOON. Avengers Hotline, established since New … More Avengers Hotline

The Tea Addict’s War

Yet another absurdist story in which I, the tea addict, engage in a vigorous battle with a coffee addict.  I dodged a stream of poisonous coffee and backflipped to escape the coffee-bean beetles crawling towards me, hissing and droning viciously. I cocked my tea-pot twice and faced my foe. I reached for the ginger peach … More The Tea Addict’s War

Death Match: Me vs Giant Blueberry Cupcake of the Underworld

Another one of my absurdist mini story that I wrote while I sat in my English class, transported by boredom into another universe. Combining the knowledge I had learned in my previous class, history of Roman gladiators, I crafted a story in which I was an undefeated champion on the arena, fighting against a ferocious … More Death Match: Me vs Giant Blueberry Cupcake of the Underworld

Busy busy busy + some writing contest information

Haven’t updated for a while! It seems like I’m not updating as often as I intend to. I was supposed to be blogging about my experiences as an intern at Ricepaper… Well, I’m starting to do some copyediting work. To my slight surprise it does not really involve changing the writer’s work. It is only to maintain … More Busy busy busy + some writing contest information